Phrases of The Day

I received from my father-in-law some nice phrases, that I do not necessarily approve, but they are really remarkable:

• Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie" until you can find a stone. (Wynn Catlin)
• Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. (Fran Lebowitz)
• The Brazilian is solidary only in the cancer. (Nelson Rodrigues, novelist)

I love quotes. Do you have nice ones? Send to me.